No one's gay for moleman.

kreedkafer:

so sea monkeys are fuckin gross as shit

but i have witnessed and now bring you proof that there is no god

dude/dude/lady seamonkey threesomes

like there wasnt enough ladies and one sea monkey dude was like “dang i gotta put my whiskers/antlers/dicks into something, like right now.” so he just

latched himself onto the back of another dude (butt? sea monkey butte) who was already gettin busy with a lady

it is REALLY REALLY HARD to take pictures of sea monkeys, especially when ours are swimmin around in murky water

but i tried

yes? no? here i have a better photo

GOOD LORD, SEAMONKEYS

JUST STOP